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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was once chased by a coyote and managed to escape by dropping an anvil on its head

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

"People say my environmental policies are bad. But I am an environmentalist. How else do they explain my time fighting pollution as a youth? I served with Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth, from Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind, from Asia, Gi, with the power of Water... and from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart."

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

you should run for president rat-salute-2

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

RFK Jr. The type of guy to float in midair when he smells pie.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

was exaggerated or never happened

Brain worms planting thoughts in his head I love it

susie-laugh

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

he's got the ronald reagan type of brainworms

[–] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

RFK Jr once went to a piano concert except the pianist kept playing wrong and eventually RFK Jr got so frustrated he stormed up to the piano to play correctly but there was a stick of dynamite attached to the middle C key

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That worm definitely hollowed out what little gray matter was there

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

did he get read dead redemption mixed up with his real life

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

actually that cant be because arthur morgan never even comes into conflict with natives. what a chill guy

He was in Peru, y'all...

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Amerikkkans can't get enough of genocidal brain dead presidential candidate. Now there is 3 of this monsters

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

POV: you're interviewing RFK Jr about his book

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

People underestimate the power of TNT. If I'm elected I will reach across the aisle by throwing sticks of dynamite at Congress.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Dune nerds, what mini shai hulud in his brain should be called?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can't believe we're considering giving this man access to the Illudiim Q-36 Exploding Space Modulator

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sources say he saw an attractive women and said "AWOOOOGA hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!", his eyes popped out of his head, his jaw dropped and his tongue rolled out onto the table.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

See attached file photo: awooga

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

lol, how is there a presidential candidate that makes more sense if you assume that he is a Trill

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

the worm is infecting him with false memories from the time it lived in the brain of wile e. coyote