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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even in mirrodin this was bad but it's a black common from the early 00's what do you expect

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

idk like 3B at least? maybe a little more than a 2/2 for a 5 drop?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wizards hated black forever and cards like this are to guarantee nobody ever goes mono black in limited except when presented with all the removal

Giving black all the good removal cards was a bad idea in hindsight

[–] EcoMaowist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I almost can't believe this is a real card

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's got flying! But I'm still an MTG noob and even I can see why you'd pass over this card that's only 1/2 and doesn't do very much.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

It's one of the most notoriously bad cards in the game for no other reason than it's not bad, persay. might see some play if it were 1B in constructed, or even 2B in limited, MAYBE, but 5B for a 1/2 flyer with temporary removal? fuque off

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, I glossed right over the mana cost.

Would love this effect at 2 mana

I thought this was in badposting because you were doing a bit.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Heh, wasn't this also tossed into Divine vs. Demonic back in the day?