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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

CoD games have always been absolute bottom of the barrel politically and historically, but this one is shaping up to be outright fucking cancerous

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They became extremely insufferable after straying away from their futuristic nonsense and rebooting their contemporary imperialist “realism”. Now instead of having goofy Russian villains and B tier action heroes, you have a bunch of “””operators””” dealing with “””real””” issues

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a real brawl in the early 2000's over who wore the crown of WWII shooter, CoD, Medal Of Honor (remember those games?) or Day Of Defeat. Personally I like MOH

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh shit how did I forget bf1942?

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Because you are a filthy casual

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh, of course. I was in the middle of those fights as someone who loved all three.

I was originally a bigger MoH fan but DoD eventually became such a daily game for me, and so much fun in the golden pre-1.6 days when people actually played objectives well, that I have to give it to DoD. I was even recently talking with my friend about installing it again to see if anyone still plays or if it's just bots. MoH never really had a chance once online gaming began in earnest, both DoD and CoD quickly had it beat, but its local multiplayer was so much fucking fun. I've said it before, though, that CoD always impressed me for letting you play Soviets. It was my very first perspective on the Soviets as a kid and, maybe I misunderstood but, it left a very good impression.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy who cheesed hard in MOH by binding the fire key to the mouse wheel. He'd run around with the garand and if he saw an enemy player he'd spin the wheel and mag dump in like 1 second. Kid was a genius.

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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I mean at least in the original Modern Warfare 2 you get to kill the warmongering US general. No chance of something like that in the current CoD games.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are they gonna show how the CIA helped him with his gas attacks? Or do you think they’re gonna have a cutscene where he’s inspecting WMDs then hands out viagra to his soldiers before grinding brave American POWs in giant meat grinders

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Doing the bit from the first Modern Warfare but instead of getting nuked, the protagonist gets lowered feet-first into a meat grinder.

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

"Remember, no Russian" my colleague says to me, as he pulls box cutters out of his bag on American Airlines Flight 11.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

It should be modern day and they should do a 'somehow Palpatine has returned ' for Saddam. Also he should be playable in multi-player.

Also like, obviously this is all military propaganda but barely euphemistically calling something Call of Duty: War Crimes is really on the nose and doing it 6 times had made it pretty obvious thst normal people have no idea what Black Ops refers to IRL. They think top tier operator missions not Honduran death squads funded by drug money cause a black op can't be on an official budget and needs operating capital from somewhere.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never played these games but I will if Sadam is playable

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Fidel was playable in one of the COD games

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

He was only in the BO1 Zombies with Nixon, JFK and Robert McNamara. Nixon and JFK I understand, but they should have replaced McNamara with Ho Chi Mihn.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

south park Saddam Hussein voice 'hey buddy! Relax!"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Robo Saddam

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

pretty obvious thst normal people have no idea what Black Ops refers to IRL.

They think top tier operator missions not Honduran death squads funded by drug money

No, they know what it is, and they support it. They always have.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

You are seriously overestimating jelly-brained gamers' abilities to know anything

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Dog we have been torturing and murdering people for nearly a century now. Ask an American on the street if they would prefer to instantly close down Guantanamo Bay or instantly drop gas prices down by 5 cents and see what their response is.

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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also like, obviously this is all military propaganda but barely euphemistically calling something Call of Duty: War Crimes is really on the nose and doing it 6 times had made it pretty obvious thst normal people have no idea what Black Ops refers to IRL. They think top tier operator missions not Honduran death squads funded by drug money cause a black op can't be on an official budget and needs operating capital from somewhere.

Nah in the Call of Duty Black Ops games, you literally partake in missions like the Honduran death squads one you described. The opening of Black Ops 2 is literally being part of a death squad in Angola where you help Jonas Savimbi slaughter the MPLA. People like that, that's the point of the games. To normalise this kind of US military activity amongst the general public.

[–] mamotromico@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

It’s been some years since I’ve played black ops, but considering they they are very mainstream I feel like they have above average criticisms of the US role in geopolitics compared to most militaristic media (which isn’t really something significant, but it always surprised me). I’m curious if that’s still the case.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They're gonna say that Russia funded Saddam, aren't they?

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They'll 100% blame Saddam for a Highway of Death-like event. Instead of iraqis being charred to death, it'll be some people from one of those laughable nations CoD invents like Puchikistan or whatever the fuck. The massacre will be carried out by the Republican Guard.

I know they did this exact thing before and blamed it on Russia, they will recycle.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They might even blame it on China

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gamers were mad when the previous black ops trailer (the one with the anti communist paranoia John Birch interview) removed a 2 second clip of the Tiananmen tank man since Tencent owns some of Blizzard/Activision lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Depends who america hates more according to the pentagon who funds cod games, russia, china, yemen, iran, palestine, venezuela, dprk, cuba?

[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ramirez, present this yellowcake to the United Nations

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Press F to show yellowcake

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

This fucking better make an appearance pinned to a board somewhere ingame

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Hello I am Saddam Hussein I am so damn insane and I did 9/11, press F to quick knife me and cry.

[–] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry what year is this?

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Ah right the annual US propaganda in vidya game form is coming out. I unfortunately just remembered that

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Looking forward to the cut scene with ~~Rumsfeld~~ some high level envoy of Fidel shaking hands with Saddam

[–] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I remember in 2006 cod campaigns were considered derivative. I guess anyone still involved is just young or too far gbone

Bit idea: the game becomes wildly popular but only because people want to play as Sadam. Groups of friends have arguments about people being Sadam hogs in multiplayer.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Some say this will be about the first gulf war in the 90s, I'm guessing they'll do the "Palestinians gave locations of Kuwaiti guards to Iraqi soldiers" line of propaganda.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Saddam Hussein speaks English for the 2.5 seconds he's in the trailer because making cod players read a subtitle would constitute a war crime.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

lol, lmao, dare I say rofl

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

They're on six now?

Wasn't a discount Saddam Hussein/Assad hybrid the antagonist for the original COD4 Modern Warfare?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

cod is army propaganda

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