"Fuck my poon"
"I'm sorry your what? I was ready to have sex but now I see you're deeply unserious so I will be taking my time and energy elsewhere, good day."
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deeply unserious sex haver
...is it comically large? 
What about poonani?
As my sensi used to say
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice
:seagal-carrot:
"Poonani" is only acceptable as a response to "poomae wa mou shindeiru"
Still pretty whimsical
This thread makes me wanna watch Bubble Boy again.
Incidentally, in my conlang "puuntang" means "birth of an angel"
Makes sense
How do you say communism
Communism the mode of production would be called zuveyniya, I think, whereas communism the political movement seeking to establish this mode of production would be called zuveynkrungiya, and a communist would then be called zuveynkrungeyn.
zu- is a prefix with a meaning of roughly "common; shared; joint"; veyniya comes from the genitive collective of eyn ("a person; a human"), i.e. veyniya literally means "of the people". Thus zuveyniya basically means "common ownership by the people". The word veyniya by itself is commonly translated as "republic", but is much broader in its usage than the English word "republic".
krungiya is the collective form of krung which means "teaching", which derives from the phrase ko rung ("to the head"); thus zuveynkrungiya means "the teachings about common ownership by the people". krungeyn comes from krung + eyn, thus zuveynkrungeyn means "a student of common ownership by the people"
Hell yeah
/LGBT/ braches containment once again
Feel like it’s probably some foreign word that was bastardized by Angloids, probably has some dark meaning behind it like “running amuck”
Supposedly poontang is from FR putain
which is from the Canadian poutine
Which actually comes from french term boudin (sausage; but your guess could be good as mine, since no one knows)
This whole frenworld squished dog pfp poon speak fascism is really something else. The fascists have gone from trying to kill you to making you want to kill yourself.
Counterpoint:
He said something about Vaush not getting no poontang or something....
I will argue the useage of the word is entirely down to swagger. It acts as a force multiplier.
I remember when i was younger seeing porn with titties called "baps" and there could not be a more boomer word, ever
Idk when else id be able to share this but in this thread
Yabos fits well with Baps.