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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We definitely don’t call them that.

Also we have Bourbon Biscuits which are just lovely.

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Yeah that British person was trying to wind up OP.

Bourbons shit all over oreos too, oreos are perhaps the most overrated biscuit out there.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Calling any cookie a biscuit gives me the urge to buy a musket and tricorn hat

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hah.

Why are custard creams boring compared to bourbons?

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Beige.

Though I love them both.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm custard cream till I die. Bourbons are the duller biscuit. Naturally, as a minor and inconsequential personal preference, I will fight to the death all who disagree.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Can we really call the Oreo cream custard if there's no egg or milk, tho? Or are you talking about a 3rd thing and I completely misunderstood?

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Bourbons and custard creams are possibly the two biggest sandwich biscuits in the UK, bourbon is basically a chocolate variant of the custard cream.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, I see. Thanks :D

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Sandwich biscuit”

Quite

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

As a term for grouping a type of biscuit yes. Nobody in their right mind would ask for a pack of chocolate sandwich biscuits and mean oreos though.

[–] Resistentialism@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone really needs to start making actual bourbon biscuits.

Like, yeah, they're the best and all that. But, what if I need that bit of something to get me through the day? I can't have a drink at 9 am because it's frowned upon. But a biscuit? Yeah, that's calm.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If only drinking wasn’t frowned upon. Why is the only time I can have a pint at 6am is if I’m in the airport?

I mean that costs so much more money! 😂

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oreos taste like nothing anyway. So not a loss in my book.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

If there's no hobnobs, no custard creams, no bourbon, no fly cemeteries, no Garibaldis, no choccy digestives

I'd still rather eat a pink wafer before an Orio

They're like the biscuit equivalent of beige

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The part I'm most offended by is thinking Oreos are chocolate. I know chocolate, and you, Oreo, are no chocolate

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah, what even is it? Just some weird black crumb shit

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

You mean Hydrox, right? The original chocolate sandwich biscuit.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

The fact that the US considers Oreos edible is enough reason to resist US neocolonialism.

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yankee Doodle went to TOWN on that British ass

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

And sent the decent biccies packing aye nice one

[–] kspatlas@artemis.camp 3 points 2 years ago

That's what happens when you eat too many Neos

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well at least they don't call it Hydrox 💀

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hydrox supremacy 😤😤