Updoots to the left 1984 CCCCCP
this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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The CCP will probably kidnap me and interrogate me in one of their secret prisons.
Day 99 of living in fear of being kidnapped by the CCP: Staying home more than I usually would. Sacrificing my chicken tendies run because I saw someone staring at me at the grocery store.
I'm going to become a cop. Yeah that's right, I'm applying to be a secret chinese prison officer that tortures white people for making social credit score jokes on reddit.
You can use me as a reference
Tiananmen square bunch of Chinese characters I don't understand 1989 some more stuff I don't understand 義理の兄弟、私は立ち往生しています haha now you are banned from the internet
Credit score -700 now you can't buy a car or house
:yugioh-trap-card:
You should get some debt and pay it back, how else would we know if you deserve to live?
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD
they don't even have reddit gold anymore, they canceled it because of woke
seriously? there's no more gold? wow.. that's something i never would have imagined
yeah i have no idea why they got rid of it. seems like free money for reddit but what do i know about running a business like that? clearly the real money is in selling google your data so it can train an AI to tell you to put glue on your pizza
glue > pineapple?
I put a yellow pixel on r/place to help make a picture of Winnie the Pooh but with Xi's face, so I'm basically single-handedly saving the Chinese from his evil empire of terror personally.
What do you mean I'm racist? There's nothing racist about comparing an Asian man to a yellow animal famous for a squinting face! Maybe you're the real racist!
"I hate the government but love the people! Now excuse me kind gentlesirs while I go jerk off to my fanfiction of the Three Gorges Dam collapsing."
Something something tofu construction
Vegan Three Gorges Dam.
hate the government, love the pepperoni
I think you mean West East Turkmenistan 
CCP propaganda made my wife leave me
Pants: shid✓
Barb: left✓
CCCCCP:
Chinese Communist Communism China Commie Party
This might be my final brave post. I said fuck da ccp and pooh. Now I think they are onto me. I got a spoon in the mail. This is it. God speed brave posters.