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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

My humans go crazy when I see an attractive person I tells ya

[–] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

sorry about that thing i did, it's just hormone nature and all

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This kinda sounds like some apocrypha I heard about Senator George Smathers, where he allegedly accused his primary opponent, the incumbent Claude Pepper, of thinking his uneducated constituents were gay because he once called modern humans homo sapiens.

In reality, he didn't have to do that. He just defeated him with good old fashioned red-baiting. "Red Pepper" was a pretty good nickname for someone who until that point in his career was one of the more Soviet-friendly New Deal senators.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

old dirty jokeWhat's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Another dirty jokeDid you know that Caesar naturally attracted bees?

It's because he could make a pheromone.