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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New therapist just dropped

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Looks trustworthy

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm pretty sure that's a trash dog

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

The longer the whiskers, the wiser the therapist.

[–] henfredemars 11 points 1 year ago

Your ranting about your “human family” needs to end. They’re not real. It’s a work of fiction.

Jonathan, I need you to pay attention. This is serious.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

i'm immune to being therapised, i will lecture this raccoon about nomad-sedentary economics

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, what did you want to talk about?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found four empty cartons of beanis under your bed. How long has this been going on?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

STOP GANGING UP ON ME bird-screm-2

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That aint no fuckin tanuki, what kind of scam is this comrade-raccoon

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I'm 1/8^th^ tanuki on my mom's side.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Sly Cooper: Therapist Racoonus

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

"The High Table is looking for you, Mr. Wick."

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty busy can it wait

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Yes we do need to talk... about how dangerous your claws are on a leather chair.