this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I do smoke and drink though

those are things you can always do alone sadness

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I hate cats, yuck disgusting.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Social anxiety? What social anxiety? I can approach any situation easy peasyharold-manic

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Isn't the opposite of mid "mid" though? Hmmm brow

EDIT: To be fair, I did say post a lie. Not post the "opposite" of something about yourself

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I definitely don't accidentally over explain theory to my friends

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I’m excited to look like an old man

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I'm a human pretending to be an owl.

[–] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can focus on any task with ease

I’s super healthy and energetic every day!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I'm a scorpio ♏♏♏

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I'm cisgrnder and heterosexual

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I've always had a zest for life.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I absolutely did not have the idea to post Sean Beanis the other day only to walk away dejected when I realized I'd been beaten to it by several weeks

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's a good bit you should post it anyway

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I make really good video games

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I am the most superficial conlangue commentator since the idiotic B. Gilson.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I am very cool and sexy

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I am a grumpy person online and do not wish everyone here the best

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I am very successful and have lots of money, a healthy social life and have a good partner who I've been dating for a long time very-normal

[–] EcoMaowist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I love beanis so much that all beanis posts belong in the effort comm

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I have fine taste in music.

[–] CommieCretzl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I will eventually get over this communism thing and become a normal ass suburban dad

[–] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not really a robot. I just play one on TV.

I'm a Twink.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know how to lie

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I poop before i pee

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

im writing a memoir about my interesting experiences

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I think that all cops are beautiful