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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Uh, let me use Leer.

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Muk is like living shit already.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Snorlax eat so much food that it all has to go somewhere.

:ian-malcolm-that-is-one-big-pile-of-shit:

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Would they use the Rotom toilet and bidet though.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

All the fire pokemon, I imagine them shitting fire and it reeking of brimstone. Damn Magmar missed the fire proof litter box and started a forest fire.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe Garbador, based on a certain Gen 7 episode.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely this motherfucker:

You know how bird shit is mildly annoying? Well imagine a clump the size of your head that's on fire.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I could see that. I'd lump the other legendary birds in with ho-oh, like, moltres would defs be in the same camp