badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Uh, let me use Leer.
Muk is like living shit already.
Elon Muk
Chimshart
Snorlax eat so much food that it all has to go somewhere.
:ian-malcolm-that-is-one-big-pile-of-shit:
Would they use the Rotom toilet and bidet though.
All the fire pokemon, I imagine them shitting fire and it reeking of brimstone. Damn Magmar missed the fire proof litter box and started a forest fire.
Maybe Garbador, based on a certain Gen 7 episode.
Definitely this motherfucker:
You know how bird shit is mildly annoying? Well imagine a clump the size of your head that's on fire.
Yeah, I could see that. I'd lump the other legendary birds in with ho-oh, like, moltres would defs be in the same camp