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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Depending on what "we" and "be having sex with robots" is referring to, this has already happened.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not a robotfucker! I'm not a robotfucker!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!

[–] someone@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Hismith has entered the chat

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wym? I got a drawer full of robots, the hitachi, clit sucker, tulip pro, bullets, rumba, njoy, cruise 2, etc..

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Um well actually sweaty I programmed my fleshlight with grok so it can tell me to eat one rock a day and explain that JFK graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison eight separate times while I’m grinding my wang so deep, so deep inside its cleanable synthetic swirler, designed to feel like real human flesh for his pleasure. This means the Sun was correct, as was the movie Sausage Party.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Well that was a fuckin lie

mfw when they want me to sleep on my back for snuggles

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Detroit: Become The Sun Journalist

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If it will let me be little spoon i will divorce my wife