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“I HEAR BIDEN IS COMING TO UTAH,” one threat read, according to prosecutors. “DIGGING OUT MY OLD GHILLE SUIT AND CLEANING THE DUST OFF THE M24 SNIPER RIFLE. WELCOM, BUFFOON-IN-CHIEF!”

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do we convince chuds to keep starting shootouts with feds?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can fight back against woke by going to your local FBI field office and walking in brandishing a loaded rifle!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Woke FBI says you can't threaten the president on social media! Don't let them cancel your free speech!

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of when that one guy tried to go shoot up a courthouse. Turns out there's a reason why fascist losers don't do their mass shootings in places where people can shoot back fuck-around

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

“TO MY FRIENDS IN THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF IDIOTS: I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE YOUR AGENTS CAME TO ‘BANG.’”

bro, bro, chill, you gotta say "in Minecraft"!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

It's like an ethical version of gladiator fights. This should be a daily thing with a scoreboard.

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

In bad country, those who speak ill of the supreme leader are disappeared by the secret police

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Another patriot silenced by woke Biden's Department Of Injustice deeper-sadness

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I HEAR BIDEN IS COMING TO UTAH. DIGGING OUT MY OLD AIRFORCE ONE MOTOR STAIRS AND POLISHING THEM WITH TURTLE WAX. WELCOM, BUFFOON-IN-CHIEF.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

they got Brace 😔

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

fuck-around

and also

acab

don't mind me and my galaxy-brain

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

07

RIP in peace Chud

[–] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

On the one hand, I'd think that if he was serious, he'd just quietly plan instead of posting about it, but on the other hand, he apparently got into an armed confrontation with the FBI, so he wasn't entirely talking out of his ass.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Brave Hong Kong citizen killed by CCP police after attempts to bring Democracy to China

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)