this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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If this petition gwts (10) tean beanis I will dm the president of beanisposting

Edit: the petition has hit the minimum, keep your eyes peeled for big changes soon

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Gonna make a vegan chili, but first jokingly put out a pot full of dry beans and claim it's the chili. Also, sweet potatoes in vegan chili goes hard.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Beadnisposting

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I will be the 10th upvoter...

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

We got over the line. This is huge. Thank you for rhis

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Petition to enable dowenbears so i can downbear this post

leaders come, and leader go, only badposting is forever

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The wheels are in motion the horse has bolted the beans are out of the can

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

rename it /c/dadghosting, it will be for posts about going no contact with OP's dad