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The bartender looks up and says, “What’ll it be, Mr. Seinfeld?”

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[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a bad joke but it makes it a good post

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the deal with airline food, anyway?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

you'd think Jeffrey would have some higher-class meals on his private jet

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the only reason it's a bad joke is because we all knew what the punchline was before we even clicked

otherwise, it's chefs-kiss

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

slap bass

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

My favorite party trick is putting on the Seinfeld music.

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the deal with Palestinian people? There's no Palestine and they're not people.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

What's, the deal, with teenagers? I keep, getting older, they, stay the same age?

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The bartender, you guessed it. Its hillary clinton.