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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Well you've got a great ass. And I've got my head all the way up it.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

We have to spay Al Pacino

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Al Pacino in Heat but he's in Iran.

"I want to know who's been having gay sex in this bank. If it was Mirsham and his friends, I'm gonna find em!"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Robert DeNiro in Heat but he's a poster on hex bear dot net: Don't let yourself get attached to any account you are not willing to log out of in 30 seconds flat if you feel the mods around the corner.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Robert DeNiro in Heat but he's a mod on hex bear dot net: "What am I doing? I'm posting in an empty comment thread. Because there's a banned poster at the other end of your fucking account."