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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

another day another banger

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Feet are good they help me stay upright and let me do fun things like rollerblade

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sir, this is illegal, you are supposed to only have the piss fetish. please restrict yourself to 1 (one) fetish or we will be compelled to dispatch a volcel police squad to apprehend you.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

yeah I back the blueballs blue

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

M Y F E E T I N B I O

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hands > feet. I can't solder with my feet.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Y'know I was just verbally shitposting with my wife - we call our cat a foot fetishist cause he always licks his feet, and I wondered if furry foot stuff usually has human feet on anthro animals, or like more animal-ish feet?? Deep questions I refuse to answer for myself.