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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A sip of coffee equipment cleaner will get you completely emptied out.

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cafiza? that stuff kinda scares me. I know its harsh enough to not be safe to use on certain metals, but yet I still end up getting it all over my hands whenever I use it basically

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Cafiza, joe glow, puro caff, pully caff, brew rite, caffenu. Any of them will work if you want to empty your bowels.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I have no clue what that refers to, but if it cleans a coffee pot it’s already adjacent

[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

_So Delicious _ should only sell a chocolate flavor, it would be truth in advertising

[–] ComradeEchidna@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Macrogol is pretty good. It's a powder that mixes with water. You can combine it with some juice or something to hide the taste. If you're really full of poo, you can mix up a litre of water and 8 scoops/sachets to do a decompaction regime , but also you can take 1-2 twice a day for a few days or weeks to help soften things without causing any diarrhoea or accidents.

(it's also replaced picoprep for colonoscopy prep recently due to shortages of that, I had it for a colonoscopy recently and it seemed to do a good job)

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You didn’t specify length or girth and now I’m Ina lot of pain

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I was referring to the cir-cum-frence

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