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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’m sorry - this is just fucking stupid. Cars are becoming way too bogged down with shit like this that acts like a hovering parent who nags you constantly while having to know where you are all the time.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I want to crash my car into a brick wall every time it makes me click "okay" to the full screen warning that tells me it is my responsibility to keep my eyes on the road. Yeah, no shit, you fucking wanker.

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[–] entropicshart@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If this passes in California, all their highways will just be a steady sound of vehicles horns.

the headline is very misleading. There is no beeping at other drivers, or honking of horns.

Just a notification to you, the driver of your own car if your car a) knows the local speed and b) is exceeding it by a set amount.

This notification can be disabled.

like, if you're in a 30 zone, and go 35, your satnav/gps will go "ding!" and a small light will go on the dash/lcd screen.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just got an electric car that does this and it's annoying as fuck because it often messes up the speed limit and tells you that you are going too fast even though you are not.

[–] henfredemars 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My thoughts exactly. There’s no way it’s going to be correct for every situation. It can’t take into account changing road conditions.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's not even just the changing conditions. It just has wrong speed limit data in some areas and spmetimes it says there is work being done on the road where there isnt and similar

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

California freeways are 65mph. Unless there is traffic, most drivers tend to go around 80mph. They will be constant.

In my opinion, this is trying to tackle the issue in a poor manner. People who are speeding already know that they are, so it's not like a beep or visual warning is going to cause them to change their behavior. It's trying to force a technical solution to a non-technical issue.

I just can't wait to see how quickly someone finds a way to bypass this nanny bullshit.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless there is traffic, most drivers tend to go around 80mph.

And they aren't constantly getting into accidents? Wild. Someone should tell the politicians that this might not be the source of the problem.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And they aren't constantly getting into accidents?

Nope. The major freeways in California are giant 8 lane straight lines. You could drive 100 mph on them and be perfectly safe. You can see 5 miles ahead of you, and there are no curves or anything to fuck you up. The 65 mph speed limit is just there so that they can write speeding tickets whenever they want more money.

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (28 children)

Y'all trying to create more GOP'er with this asinine shit. Jesus Christ I'm tired of this nanny state shit.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah absolutely fucking not. I control my car, not your fucking legislative whims!

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[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a really good way to reduce speeding without dumb moves like this. Design the road for the speed you want. Most roads in the US are created first without speed limit concerns, only labeling them based on a weird metric of how fast cars drive through them. Then if they are going too fast, governments just put up more warning signs and call it a day.

There are many techniques in the road design handbook that can be used to make drivers subconsciously slow down for their own perceived safety. And it works! So let's do more of that and less of this "make car beep" nonsense.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I really hope this doesn't apply to freeways

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah like… how fast do you have to drive before the beeps? I always heard 5-10 over is standard

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Article says 10mph over the limit

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does it determine the limit?

Also literally all this would do is startle everyone especially people who drive new cars and make residential areas louder.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, it won't honk the horn

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It's ok, I'm dumb too.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most have GPS position and reference a database or they use cameras to see speed signs, sometimes both with one having priority over the other.

It isn't always accurate.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Atlantians will be devastated.

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m opening an auto shop to make the beep sound change to “hell yeah, brother!”

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

the faster you go the louder "free bird" by lynryd skynryd plays

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People will just pull whatever fuse it's on, or find a bypass

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They won't even hear it over the Netflix they're watching on their phones.

[–] dabu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the phones? Friend, we have huge-ass screens in cars now. With 7.1 sound system

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuckin snitch ass state i live in

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If they could automate vehicles this wouldn't be an issue. The current tech isn't there so what if we put them on tracks so they can't crash? We could make them bigger so lots of people could go at the same time and fewer vehicles would be on the road. You wouldn't even have to own it, they could have a regular schedule so you know where and when to ride in one!

Nah, that will never work. Beeping at a driver occasionally though, that will fix things.

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Reading about state legislatures is always wild. They always use moon logic when debating and rarely mention the actual content of the bill. Driver deaths are spiking due to greater instances of inebriation on the road therefore to fix it the State of California needs to be able to track all drivers via GPS. Makes sense to me, why not.

  1. (a) As used in this article, “passive intelligent speed assistance system” means an integrated vehicle system that uses, at minimum, the GPS location of the vehicle compared with a database of posted speed limits, to determine the speed limit, and utilizes a brief, one-time visual and audio signal to alert the driver each time they exceed the speed limit by more than 10 miles per hour.
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

My favorite part of that is “what database?” If it’s local, who is responsible for updating it and how often. If it’s remote, who is responsible for updating it, how often and who pays for the connectivity costs and equipment?

Also since it’s GPS based, does this mean all new cars in CA will come with free Nav systems? (I know, I know)

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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For the minority of drivers, get them to slow down. For the majority who speed, same as the seat belt alarm that annoys them but fails to get them to buckle up.

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[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Many cars used to do this. There is a reason they don’t build this feature any longer.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Mandatory distractions. What could go wrong?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck this shit! Fuck it in its fucking face! God I hate modern bullshit! Yes, most people can barely drive the speed limit, but some of us don't live with our heads perpetually up our own assholes, and there are legitimate reasons to exceed the speed limit. For one, if you try going the speed limit on the i5 in California, you'll turn into a greasy smear on the inside of your car cabin, since everyone else is going 20 over.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

That site redirects you if you don't click a button...

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