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Tropical Connect the Dots.

Waterfills your house

Weak witch becomes hilariously powerful in quest to save the world. Method involves destroying large parts of the world. Might involve alchemy.

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

The world you're in has faced its end no less than three times but slutty catgirls are dancing in the center of a maritime city state.

Dude goes to the park for a bit, his friend brings him a sandwich. They talk about the future, and immediately get genocided. 80 hours later, the dude kills god

Driving a big car in Europe

A bunch of climate doomers become terrorists.

Time witch steals back her powers to become a god but is defeated by the now human and unsuperpowered protagonist who is given a bin of nuclear batteries from the white house by the president of the United States.

You can do anything. Even be a carpenter. I hear there's a city somewhere with tons of farms in the middle of the ocean. So you can farm under guard protection how op is that.

You force a bunch of people to move away from their home town to change the future and finally kill your nemesis, a rabbit.

Stop this guy who tries to destroy the world by feeding gems to water

Anime sky knights

People shoot each other based upon religious or economic beliefs with future weapons.