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Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

Cyka B blyat!

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

you fight water

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.

Edit: no one has it yet

You walk around town as a tech illiterate middle aged man only to bully his bullies and fall for scams.

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

Frets go brrrrr

Boss fights, with long animation locks, to get RNG loot drops to fight harder bosses, with some non boss fight content sprinkled in every now and again.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.