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A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.

Virgin seeking love.

Enjoys long walks on beaches, lakes, rot etc. Travelling is my passion!

Environmentally conscious. Believes in, loves and supports global warming. Burn those trees down!

Dislikes: lobster.

Interested? Write me back soon! I love a good old finger written note. I'm old fashioned like that x

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.

Rock and stone

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.

Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

Wake up in a zombie apocalypse and then die after over 100 playtime hours with the same character because of a little mistake losing everything.

Virgin man dismantles mafia fighting over a tiny ass piece of land. He beats up everyone (sometimes with a rpg) without killing anyone ever while doing random bullshit like racing toy cars on the side and helping people around the city.

Also he crosses paths with a less kind one eyed man who runs a brothel.

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

Fight for scraps and die. Die 5 more times from getting beat with a rock. Fight for more scraps and get small base. Lose all scrap in base from asshole clan. Beat head against wall in frustration. Oh and die some more and do it all again tomorrow.

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.