They lured me in with their tales of a communist utopia and then bonked me on the head with a cartoon mallet. Next thing I know I'm trapped in this cage, covered in stock image watermarks. They took all of my nests. Now I have no investment property and a social credit score of -666 (scariest number!)

I should have known that their propaganda was too good to be true. Now I'm forced every day to post about peepee and poopoo, instead of cashing in on my hard-earned investment property.

#FreeOwl🦉🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱

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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look at this fucking McMansion and tell me they didn't have it coming

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I earned that mansion by WORKING HARD and picking myself up by my BOOTSTRAPS instead of eating avocado toast every day like a lazy millennial!

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well the good news is I have just the place for you

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must go into the avocahole

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't like the placement of that perch...

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Why do you think the avocado is smiling?

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Avocadussy

[–] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The way one of the watermark swirls is directly over an eye adds something to this image that is just perfect

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get in the tub!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NO, THIS DIRT IS MINE

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

It belongs to the commons!

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Hexowl

[–] richietozier4@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

owl-wink

[–] macabrett@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

That's right you're NEVER getting out of this one

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Slanderous lies! This owl is clearly not dirty at all, this is a false owl attack!

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

sicko-beaming another one has fallen into my trap

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Those damn pinko commies and their anti-western anti-owl agenda