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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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I am a successful used Jetski sales man from the state of Utah. I am humbly requesting that you join me in a new venture. You see, I am quite a hearty fellow, but a true entrepreneurial gentleman such as myself is always aiming to push the limits and go beyond simply being a large adult son of spectacular calibar.

A have recently aquired a large ranch which I hope to fill with the largest adult sons in America. Simply donate your large sons and we will begin training our bodies to work in unison as one large man.

With your help we can build a bigger, stronger, larger adult son than ever before.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I am a large adult son I will come live with you.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hey man have you ever pissed all over your balls

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I graduated top ball pisser of the class of 2008, Texas Tech

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

ha ha state school ball pisser chump, my humongous son is the ball pissing captain at Harvard

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

If I spot an impressively large adult son in the wild am I to apprehend them and donate to the ranch? Please advise.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Banging HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER on the loudspeaker as we train in unison!

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

"I have 3 DUI's and drive a truck that could run over an entire elementary school class without ever noticing. I'm busy because it's my weekend with the kids"