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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How old is this guy, like, 80? Not old enough, the 2028 candidate has to be over 100 at least.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

He's 65 which is 125 in anime years

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I wish real life villains had this much style

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The famous head mogul of the universal traders, Don Genie (ドン ジーニー, Don Jīnī[?]) is extremely rich. As such, he has developed an extremely narcissistic attitude and views other humans with contempt. Despite his riches, he has been arrested multiple times for his illegal trade of energy resources and weapons. For each arrest he has had to pay a small fortune to be freed and allowed to walk.

maybe-later-kiddo And his name is Don? Just like le orange Drumpf, amirite?