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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

losing East Dakota, Cascadia, Newer Mexico, Burgervania, South Virginia, Georgia 3, Vvardenfell, Little Texas, Shart Island, removedtucky, Brizona, False York, Cumtown, M'ssouri, Rhode Mainland, Silent Hill, Washington DLC

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you've lost Cumtown, you've lost the nation

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Hell Yeah Dude State

[–] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Latest polls show that he's also losing in Mrsissippi, Disney State, Ohio Gozaimasu, Nebruhska and Swiftietown,

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Don't forget Nokolahoma, Barkansas, Mini-Soda, Land of maps and treasures, and The isle of three Portlands

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Viagrainia, Buffalo Springfield, Tuskisota, Cocacola

boohoo

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden losing so poorly, we lose actual states

Just going down from 50 to 13

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

joe biden balkanize speedrun challenge any%

Death to America

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Artexas, East Virginia, West Carolina, New Liverpool, New Canada, also Vietnam joins in from Watchmen where it became a state and Biden loses that one too

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

He lost both "ill" and "noise".

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

“Slams”

Is it impossible for people to just use standard verbiage for headlines anymore?

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Little Egypt and Big Egypt; Franklin, Yonkers, New England, Old England, Scotland, Wales, the Isles of Scilly.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Big Treble in Little Egypt

[–] Ishmael@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

He's aiming to beat Mondale's record

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New New York, the lost city of Atlanta, alternate universe Cuba where it's the 51st state

[–] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

alternate universe Cuba where it's the 51st state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostend_Manifesto

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cuba will briefly surrender and become an American territory for the express purpose of voting aganist Joe Biden.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

North Korea will also vote aganist Genocide Joe. They don't pretend to join burgerland or anything, they just vote because they can. kim-drip

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Breakaway State of Jefferson and the flying City-State of Columbia (last seen off the East Coast) continue to stockpile their votes for the Battle of the Ballots in 2036.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I want more flying city-states, who says our municipalities must be limited by specific space-time constraints? My ideal state is outside of time and extends to infinity, Biden lost there too though

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Ayooo much cooler name than Tennessee.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

He never had a chance in Truckscalosa, I have family there.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Little hohokum, new central Deseret, lower Canada, french Albania.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

New New England, Oklotucky, Uaht

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Central Dakota

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Massive two shits

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

even Thumby