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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I have a feeling that some toilets will never forgive me after what I've done to them. A follow-up question: do you think public toilets gossip with each other about what clientele is best? Do they have favorite shitters? Do they have hated shitters? What about repeat customers?

All this and more in the next edition of The Worst Manga Of All Time!

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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is why I poop in the woods.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, they do. Eat more fiber and drink more water

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Roger dodger! Filling my water bottle with all bran

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

There are public urinals in China that'll do a full urinalysis for you for a small fee.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Please. I have enough pooping anxiety as it is without thinking my shitter is judging me for it

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

they yearn for it. That's why they chose to become toilets

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

No matter what, when I keep coming back they're always giving me that shit-eating grin.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Mine gives me a 10/10 every time