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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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secret third debate with trump and he just goes full dracula-flow on him

biden-remberspeech-side-l-1"Opps ate my dad, so fuck it now i'm eating the opps"speech-side-l-2

biden-remberspeech-side-l-1"i fuck that pussy like afghanistan, once i go in it takes two decades to pull me out"speech-side-l-2

biden-remberspeech-side-l-1"shooting up on the kamala ket like im senator fenterman"speech-side-l-2

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[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're smoking them Washington whippets, those Scranton scuds, them Penny fennies.

Dealer dropped the ball, I had to reschedule him to my number 2.

Pussy hit so hard, I forgot who I was, musta been Joe Biden's wife again.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Ain't drawing a clock, Chit, my time's almost up.

Raytheon invoice hit the desk, got the pack thinking that's danger close. Ain't no one's zeroes gonna snap these bands, Chit.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Step 2: drone strike tel aviv

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] starlight32@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] sloth@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I regret to inform you, you have failed at badposting.