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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You moderate people for horny and yet panting exists.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That emoji is for a person who ate a ghost pepper is currently fucking dying.

Obviously.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hi everyone I'm Dying

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Infiltration tactics

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

volcel-judge another scumbag taken down

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Please make sure you tie it off before discarding it

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Support our volcel troops 07

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I unironically think that horny posting being against the rules is queer sexuality erasure but I also know I'll never win that fight here. It has the same energy as "Gay people can kiss in their own homes but I don't want to have to see it in public!"

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

this comes up every so often and I don't think it's poorly received. it's really just cis het dudes sexualizing people that causes problems because of how dominant that particular gaze is. now that this site is majority queer, it might be worth revisiting. like we already leave horny posts from obviously queer people up, especially if they're funny, like that gem about pretending to be an imperialist so the hexbear hyenas eat them. but something to keep in mind - it's not always pleasant to encounter sexual content, especially when you aren't expecting it, and it's outright triggering for some. we have to strike a balance and, at least personally, I feel like we're at a good one or very close to one: be funny, don't make being horny the only point of the post, and don't sexualize specific individuals.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with the take about it being triggering possibly. I've had to unfollow queer leftist Instagram accounts because of an excess of hornyposting. I wouldn’t describe myself as sex-negative at all, but sometimes, it's just so damn overwhelming. I am demisexual in a sense, and the only person I feel too strongly about at this point in a romantic/sexual context is my partner. That may be a reason why it's disturbing for me sometimes, but either way, a pinch of horniness isn't that bad... just don't overdo it, I guess. Too much of it is cringe.

Also, when filthy straights hornypost, it's even worse. I actually think my staunch disdain for heteronormativity made me pretty much unironically heterophobic.

I completely agree with all of this, thank you for being able to word it in a way that so accurately represents my feelings. It's so overwhelming.

I'm very happy with the status quo.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what NSFW and CWs are for like we do with all other content though, in my opinion

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh please, we all know you just want an excuse to spam /c/badposting with beanis porn

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You caught me if I can't post my beanis why post at all oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But have you considered:

Giant river otter mommy

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Source

Ngl, I thought this was some Snuffy fanart at first because of the color scheme

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah she's an OC apparently

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Personally I like the lack of that type of content on here. I like that this is a place where you can get a majority funny/ serious posting. There are plenty of other places to get the horny posts it you want to see them imho.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk my thing is there are enough people that have a problem with sexual stuff so it needs to be cw and nsfw tagged at minimum. There's plenty of reasons why it would be alienating to femmes, trans people, asexuals to have an excessively horny space. Its particularly bad if its directed at a particular person.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't disagree with any of this. Honestly the thing I have the biggest problem with is every time something is posted that is marked as nsfw and potentially horny, folks still dogpile it with OMG VOLCEL POLICE. It just feels like erasure to me. I don't think Hexbear should become a specifically horny place and I definitely think outright pornography has little to no place here, but I also think some casually horny queer stuff shouldn't be shouted down anywhere near as loudly as it is

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

When I use the volcel-judge, it's just to perpetuate the bit, not trying to actually shout things down. If someone is posting creepy-horny I just use the report button shrug-outta-hecks

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The Thin Blue Line keeping all the weird yellowish stains away

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ACAB includes the volcel police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Horny is banned after the revolution

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Double Flush, Triple Flush, Hyperflush!

M-M-M-MONSTER FLUSH!

Deficating.