I'm guessing the coroner doesn't want to commit suicide next.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Fell down a elevator shaft onto a pile of arsenic laced bullets, clearly.
Which one?
The article is pretty lean on detail.
“Uh, yeah, um, totally a suicide. Yup.” said the coroner.
Is basically it.
Weirdly enough, the coroner bought a multi-million dollar house in Seattle and retired the next day.
"This is obviously a professional suicide."
We call that coercive suicide
In other news, the same southern coroner ruled JFK's death an apparent suicide.
Nah nah. JFKs head just did that