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He may have two kids but that doesn't confirm anything.

Is there any canon acknowledgement in the series Goku is aware of sex?

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goku fucks, but Goku does not know what sex is.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knows what sex is; doesn't fuck: Yamcha, Yajirobe, Roshi, Oolong, Launch, Kami, Android 17, King Cold, Raditz

Doesn't know what sex is; doesn't fuck: Piccolo, Tien, Korin, King Kai, Pilaf, Broly, Freeza, Nappa

Knows what sex is; fucks: Vegeta, Krillin, the Turtle, Satan, Bulma, Chi Chi, Android 18

Doesn't know what sex is; fucks: Goku, Mr Popo, Nimbus (somehow), Grandpa Gohan, Puar, Shenron, Android 16

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chi-Chi is a Dom and a consentual non-consent type. She forced Goku to have sex shortly after marrying him. He knows what it is, but doesn't think about it and only engages in sex when Chi-Chi forces him to.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe he dissociates during sex and completely forgets what it is

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

goku was a problematically-curious little guy in dragon ball so he's probably pretty aware

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goku only knows what fighting is.

He probably thinks sex is sparring

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Cardio sessions

[–] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there any canon acknowledgement in the series Goku is aware of sex?

Kinda. He didn't know about female gender until after met Bulma in DB. He knew of the parts but not what they're used for.

[CW: Molestation played for laughs.] https://yewtu.be/watch?v=jo3cNuYRdhI

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Gohan was conceived by collecting nocturnal emission

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

He is aware of genitals but isn’t aware of gender or sex.