we will do the ultimate disrespect to libs, go to brunch without inviting them
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Hahaha yeah ahaha. The libs. Don't invite them 
Brunches are counter-revolutionary and will be done away with. Henceforth you shall only have a Late-Breakfast or an Early-Lunch. 
will there still be day drinking
Alcohol is bad for you, comrade. Lemon juice for everyone, instead!
Doing a magical girl transformation into a hardline anti-communist gusano after finding out that in a communist society I would be socially discouraged from repeatedly recreationally poisoning myself in a bar
we are going to munch
I used to go to a lot of munches.
Damn this is actually beautiful and makes me feel hope on a deep level.
brb cross posting to c/bloomer
After justice and equity for all mankind is achieved I can finally take a break and learn to play cello
"going to brunch" > counterrevolutionary "making brunch" > revolutionary
Thesis: Breakfast
Antithesis: Lunch
Synthesis: Brunch
Dialibtics
The revolution we make will allow our children to enjoy elevensies
I'm gonna say what nobody else is brave enough to say: I like waffles at all times of day.
If i had a say all restaurants will be banned until covid is eradicated. Also all indoor group activities, such as movie theathers, bars, office work, meatinga. etc. Schools can be moved outdoors, with social distancing. Factories that have to be enclosed have to have strict controls and disinfection protocols.
A couple months of actual global lockdown would eradicate the cold, flu, covid, and who knows what else. It's something that could be prepared for in advance by stocking everyone up with food and whatnot.
That would be awsome.
Umm so no bottomless brekkie mimosas then?
Bourgeois decadence!
Afraid not, you thought doing the revolution was work, wait til you gotta build things back after and also try to sidestep climate crisis. If anything we're gonna have a bigger isthmus of work on the social to-do list post revolution. Once that's checked off the chores are done and we can have treats
we can have like a celebratory brunch before we get back to work though right?
Who's making the brunch?
idk everyone can pitch in, i can man the french toast station.
I ask as a cook, cause brunch is the hardest meal. It's messy and tends to be all over the place component wise and is at an awkward time. Come in for 5 and The Revolution will.have sick mti course meal for ya. I love cooking for people and will cover it, just not brunch.
I’m poaching eggs. Everybody gets two.