this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hexbear is obsessed with crass bodily functions like "shidding" and "farding" (corruptions of the word sh*t and f*rt).

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please censor that cuss word.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

~~cr~~*** lmao

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ya really pulled this right here, didn't ya?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

God bless him.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even worse news

I couldn't go to work today because they've slashed up my hours (asking my to work harder for less money) so I couldn't doo doo fhard in the bosses corner office

kitty-birthday-sad

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As my dander spreads more and more Hexbears will fall under my power hohoho

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

you cant keep getting away with this negative

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

heh, u think you invented shidding?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh? You're approaching me? dio-walk

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, this is reserved for breaking news.

We don't report on all the trains that arrive on time, do we?