According to one resident of the area, at least one of the "Hanks" had a hankering for dessert: The bear ate a 2-gallon tub of ice cream from her neighbor's trash can.
IF IT WERE A CRIME TO EAT ICE CREAM, ARREST ME FIRST
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According to one resident of the area, at least one of the "Hanks" had a hankering for dessert: The bear ate a 2-gallon tub of ice cream from her neighbor's trash can.
IF IT WERE A CRIME TO EAT ICE CREAM, ARREST ME FIRST
why was there a 2 gallon tub of ice cream in the trash if it still had ice cream inside...
Pistachio
fighting words
Asking the important questions.
#FreeHank
HAAANK THEYRE TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM EATING THE TRASH, DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU, HAAAAAAANK
Release him of we fucking burn it all down.
FREE HANK. DNA PROVED HIM INNOCENT
Free my mans
Free Hank now!!
tankie bear
If it's wrong to steal picanic baskets, I don't want to be right
My guys are solid. They are paid to stand up to the heat.
Praying he doesn't get shanked in prison 😭