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This is fucked up, free my bears chonky-bear

it isn't the bears' fault that the town banned bear boxes because they were deemed 'unsightly', capture the landlords so future bears don't get desensitized to humans

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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

According to one resident of the area, at least one of the "Hanks" had a hankering for dessert: The bear ate a 2-gallon tub of ice cream from her neighbor's trash can.

IF IT WERE A CRIME TO EAT ICE CREAM, ARREST ME FIRST

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

why was there a 2 gallon tub of ice cream in the trash if it still had ice cream inside...

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

fighting words

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Asking the important questions.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago
[–] RION@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

walter-shock HAAANK THEYRE TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM EATING THE TRASH, DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU, HAAAAAAANK

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Release him of we fucking burn it all down.

hexbear-shining

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

FREE HANK. DNA PROVED HIM INNOCENT

[–] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Free my mans

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Free Hank now!! monke-rage

[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

tankie bear sicko-hexbear

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

If it's wrong to steal picanic baskets, I don't want to be right bear-despair

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My guys are solid. They are paid to stand up to the heat.

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Praying he doesn't get shanked in prison 😭