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No word of a lie:

Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK's sexiest man for the second consecutive year.

The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself โ€œthe best online dating site for married peopleโ€.

The Clarkson's Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK's sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

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[โ€“] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's only 64? I feel like he's been 64 for 15 years

[โ€“] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 years ago (4 children)

UK

Cillian Murphy

at it again I see

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel there's additional context needed to explain this website and saying.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I assume it's a static page because we're always at it, we can't help ourselves.

[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh right! I thought the address was "Are the Brits a tit again"

[โ€“] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Username checks out.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

That too.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sexiest British Islander.

[โ€“] Plum@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

He's from the expressly not-British part.

[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Kilian Navyman, the famous brummie actor?

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Heh heh, I thought that.

[โ€“] elxeno@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

[โ€“] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Going to pretend to be Sigmund Freud for a minute and try make sense of this:

in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself โ€œthe best online dating site for married peopleโ€.

Okay that makes sense, Clarkson's considered the sexiest man among middle aged adulterers that still use these niche sites. He's rich, powerful (or gives off that impression) and older.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK's sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

Also makes sense, middle aged adulterers looking to relive their "glory days" and get with someone that looks much younger. The opposite of Clarkson.

[โ€“] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

Freudist level of explanatory power there alright.

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

parenti quote but adjusted for middle aged adulterers

[โ€“] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 2 years ago

Iโ€™m guessing this is what we left the EU for

[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ah, Britain's response to the...

[โ€“] MisterD@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

when is he due to give birth?

[โ€“] fruity@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Notable contenders such as Prince William

xD

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd definitely go with Idris Alba, or Spider-Man, but I'm not a woman, or a gay man, so what do I know?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago

It's OK, women and gay men were unlikely to be well-represented amongst the people polled.

[โ€“] CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's ok no one is straight enough not to be attracted to Idris Elba

[โ€“] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Cackles in asexual I possess no such weakness

[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I bet none of the other guys wept over the death of a piglet

[โ€“] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What about Alfred Molina, then?

[โ€“] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I wish Lemmy stopped circle jerking to this abusive, racist old cunt.

Edit: I'm getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck. His racism is no secret, he's unapologetic about it. He assaults people over sandwiches. He's a garbage human, stop defending him.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago

I thought I had missed some kind of weird JC-lovers undercurrents on Lemmy but posts about him are few and far between - this is the first I could find on this instance's communities and it's very much in the right place.

[โ€“] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was an interview with him in the Saturday Guardian recently which was basically along the lines of "I'm not an old cunt anymore"... Something about mellowing or it being an act or something... And then he proceeds to be an old cunt for the rest of the article.

[โ€“] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Edit: I'm getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck.

Don't kinkshame.

[โ€“] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I mean the label's on the tin. Can't fault him for meeting expectations.

That said, it's almost all an act and tbh I don't really see the racist part. "the hill" comment was like one of those jokes he immediately was like "yeah shouldn't have said that" just blurted it out because the setup for the joke was red carpeted for him.

[โ€“] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

What incidents do you remember?

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No Chris Hemsworth?

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's Australian

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But they included an Irish guy in the list...

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Fair point, friend. But I didn't produce the list. Just pointing out a fact.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

He's at least from the British Isles.