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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, the French call them baguettes.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damnit.

The worst thing about this website is coming up with a clever joke and finding out someone else posted it three hours ago.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what they say, nocturnal bird never gets the worm.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

me in line at the bakery:

holy shit we've achieved communism

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Full Latte Space Communism

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you guys considered bed times?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

NO BEDTIMES NO VEGGIES

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good forbid anyone ever stand in line to get food.

I've never had to do that at Costco.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Drive thru lines in America sometimes have cars winding around for blocks. Most efficient.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Bread? And all i have to do.. is wait in line? Amazing

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I would enjoy it if there was a line that would give me bread, actually.

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Ok but what about bread squares

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Have you considered the lobster?

kermit-pain

[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yea, I put bread in lines like dominoes and knock them down

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I had to wait in the grocery store today, fukken hate breadlines JUST HIRE ANOTHER CASHIER!!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bread, not even once!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

In my country you're forced to work for slips of paper and if you don't have enough paper you don't get bread.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ok but what about the bread torus

damn commies only think two-dimensionally