Yeah, the French call them baguettes.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Damnit.
The worst thing about this website is coming up with a clever joke and finding out someone else posted it three hours ago.
You know what they say, nocturnal bird never gets the worm.
me in line at the bakery:
holy shit we've achieved communism
Full Latte Space Communism
Have you guys considered bed times?
NO BEDTIMES NO VEGGIES
Good forbid anyone ever stand in line to get food.
I've never had to do that at Costco.
Drive thru lines in America sometimes have cars winding around for blocks. Most efficient.
Bread? And all i have to do.. is wait in line? Amazing
I would enjoy it if there was a line that would give me bread, actually.
Ok but what about bread squares
Have you considered the lobster?
yea, I put bread in lines like dominoes and knock them down
I had to wait in the grocery store today, fukken hate breadlines JUST HIRE ANOTHER CASHIER!!
id eat a line of bread
Bread, not even once!
In my country you're forced to work for slips of paper and if you don't have enough paper you don't get bread.
ok but what about the bread torus
damn commies only think two-dimensionally