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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having lawn is bourgeoisie. Yes even my parents.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am currently covering my front lawn with 6-8 inches of free arborist chip drop. Fuck that grass shit

[–] Des@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

i'm planning on rewilding the majority of mine. bonus it will dampen highway noise eventually.

thank gods i have no HOA and live in a light industrial/rural zone

just need to get miss utility out and figure out how much space i need to give my water/sewer. so i'll have to keep a strip clear.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you calling Comrade Hank Hill a reactionary?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Advance That's-My-Purse-I-Don't-Know-You Thought

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What ISN'T reactionary? I feel like that would be a shorter list.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to half the people here that is the MOST reactionary thing.

(Unless you're doing it to tell everyone how reactionary it is)

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At which point Posting is Praxis ofc

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is funny how many people there are here are like "I despise this niche, small, online community and everyone in it! Which is why I actively participate in it FAR more than the average user!"

I mean it's not a lot but it's more than I'd expect.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do hate to see it, ngl. It's like League of Legends players who hate the game I guess. I kinda get it if the niche, small, online community is the only discussion space for a thing, but still...

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I kinda get it if the niche, small, online community is the only discussion space for a thing, but still...

We are kinda the only ML online space that doesn't have a bunch of weird PatSoc social regressives bumbling around, that I know of at least shrug-outta-hecks

[–] memory_adept@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the only ML online space that doesn't have a bunch of weird PatSoc social regressives bumbling around

I mean I have noticed a different vibe on here seeing the posts in Lemmy /r/all so I agree with some of the earlier posts in this thread, but I've had it with people comparing everything to a Twitch stream/yt/discord complex with like 400 viewers. Post your list of "all the online spaces". I demand the list.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I maybe should have said "forum" specifically.

Pretty much every other ML or Maoist forum I ever participated in either got banned or a bunch of weirdos who were really more just nationalists for countries that are/were socialist showed up and started posting all the time about how Furries should be sent to a gulag and other weird shit. But then again I don't leave Hex much these days so maybe things have changed

[–] memory_adept@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (41 children)

Can you just tell me what you're talking about so I can go look it up at least and figure out what is even going on in there

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you aren't mowing your farm with a mechanical push mower you're a historical revisionist.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What the hell is this bourgeois crap? Why do you need to own personal contraption like some kind of pig capitalist when we have a community goat?

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Saw a scythe video on YouTube and it's a fucking sick way to cut grass. Not lawn on private property though, fuck that

[–] memory_adept@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

btw i hate lawns so much

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