"Biden administration is considering a ban on this milk"
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If one were to sincerely attempt it, I think you could spin up some bullshit about goats being especially effective at naturally weakening the virus, better than cows! Maybe something about how friendly goats are and how they evolved alongside us and that means that we have a symbiotic immune relationship.
Goats are lower to the ground, its where the birds poop!
Piss in it
40pt Arial Bold Font, "Bird Flu Milk" (stock sells out in three hours)
Better: NOT bird flu milk, then spread a rumor and a link on Facebook
Just say it’s anti-woke milk and drinking it owns the libs. You don’t have to put in that much effort, chuds already made chugging milk into meme all by themselves.
Sell it as "raw" milk and handwave the taste difference as due to homogenization.
Can't you just sell it off, with a changed label?
I divvint see no problem sellin' it...
also a label on it that says "beanis milk" and watch it fly off the shelves!