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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

"Biden administration is considering a ban on this milk"

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If one were to sincerely attempt it, I think you could spin up some bullshit about goats being especially effective at naturally weakening the virus, better than cows! Maybe something about how friendly goats are and how they evolved alongside us and that means that we have a symbiotic immune relationship.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Goats are lower to the ground, its where the birds poop!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

40pt Arial Bold Font, "Bird Flu Milk" (stock sells out in three hours)

[–] Nomad 4 points 1 year ago

Better: NOT bird flu milk, then spread a rumor and a link on Facebook

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Just say it’s anti-woke milk and drinking it owns the libs. You don’t have to put in that much effort, chuds already made chugging milk into meme all by themselves.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Sell it as "raw" milk and handwave the taste difference as due to homogenization.

Can't you just sell it off, with a changed label?

I divvint see no problem sellin' it...

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

also a label on it that says "beanis milk" and watch it fly off the shelves!