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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.

Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.

*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for

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[–] WELCOMETHRILLHO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mohel: just a little off the top.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Special sale pricing! 50% off!

At this point, pls shave me bald... I dinnae want me hair...

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's all from Badger Falls, where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

where i live the men are men and the boys are men and sometimes alligators are men too

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that'll be $50

there are benefits to male pattern baldness whos laughing now

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Finding a barber that can actually determine the best hair cut for the person in the chair is hard these days. I feel like many times they just perfect the fad style of the week and are hopeless when it comes to being imaginative.

[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In their defense, they can't really guess easily if you had a straight clipper cut, a taper or a fade just from looking at your hair 3+ months out. And people like fades right now shrug-outta-hecks

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have long hair and a beard so it's like 'just fix this up'. You don't need to make me look likeiI invest in crypto

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Saw an episode of Queer Eye where the hair guy took some hippie with a lumberjack beard and made him look like Hitler youth. I think of this often