https://www.usenetarchives.com/view.php?id=net.bizarre&mid=PDQwNjJAYWxpY2UuVVVDUD4
Yes, this does seem somewhat bizarre, but you, (EEK! GASP!!!!!!)
(said in a low, harsh whisper) crossposted. Ooooooo, and just after
that message by the nice man with the funny mouth :-}. I'm sorry,
but the N.BSP (Net.Bizarre Secret Police) will have to pay you a visit.
You may expect 200 penguins to hang-glide down to your house and spit
on you. ( Mind you, I don't guarantee this will happen, but you can
certainly expect it if you like!!! )
%-) ( consider this to be a bizarre smiley face)
RD "fozz" Francis ..!cbosgd!osu-eddie!francis
or f****s@o-*****e.UUCP
P.S. Let's have a "Official Net. bizarre Smiley Face Contest!!!!"
new copypasta