that's a better tagline than title.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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Red Ocean.
Orcas were genetically engineered in Soviet Union to destroy capitalist luxury ships but because of a glitch due to shoddy Communist engineering they weren't activated—UNTIL NOW. A rise in water temperaure due to Climate Change as a result of rampant Capitalism has unpredictably caused the genetic mutation to finally activate. The West must now come together to face the ultimate Soviet secret weapon, hidden for decades, as they are unable to sail the seas for fun. The code to deactivate the genetic switch died with Stalin and the Orcas are now fulfilling the Soviet dream of a world covered in the blood of the luxurious bourgeoisie. Can the West unite to defeat the Orca menace or will the Ocean proletariat destroy the oppressors causing their home to boil? RED OCEAN.
i would have also accepted Hunt for Red Orcatober