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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this an AI picture? I can't tell anymore. I feel like it's not - the kittens are a blob - but they're like that in real life too.

[–] MarieFontenot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kids are definitely AI too. They look the same age, yet the one on the right is twice as big as her "sister"

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wouldn't have given it much scrutiny until people here said it was AI but yeah the hands also give it away where the kid on the left seemingly has two right hands

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The look on that cat's face knowing social media determines it keeping its children

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Farming your children for upbears

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

my children ain't getting a kitten with that attitude pal

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Facebook is just completely unusable with your feed taken up by this AI garbage.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

W̷͇͔̮̹̣͊̃̆̄Ę̷̺͓̰̳̝̼͍̦̳̤͗̈̐̾̓͋͘͜ ̴̡͉͓͔̤̫͕̼̤̦͐̒̒͜Ç̸̭̬̬̮̉̓̕͜͝Ả̸̢̝̪͉͈̰̫̼̦̳̞̺͊͒̍̒̑͠N̸͎͓̦͓̭̾͛̊͐̂͒͛͌̓̀̽͒̒̊̕͜ ̸̻̪̤̄̍́̀͊K̷̢̢̬̞͎̼̤̘͙̟̼̤͕̝̙̖̈͜E̴̢̳̰̗͕̹̮͙̎̄̿́̋̎ͅĘ̸͖̱̻̣̖̱͈̩̠̹̏̆̿͌̈́́̓̉ͅP̷̧̛̟͉̳̬̱̗̣͉̲̤̣̳̎́͜ ̵̗͙͙̞̻͕̘̈́̈͌Ȁ̸̡͖̩͇̯͎͓͎̭̬͖̲͐̎̋́͋̿̆͘͜͜͝ ̸̧̡̳̺̞͈̜̖͍̙̦̱̪͙͔̀K̴̗̪̟̭̲̃̅̓͂I̴̧̧̘̺͕̲̙̅̈́̆ͅT̶̡̧̢̢͍̖̥̑͒͊̈̐͊̕͜͜Ṯ̶̨͕̻̞̜͓̳̩̝́̐͑̍̑̌̇E̶͙̞̦̩̮̮̟̼͉͔̰͔͊͆̓̓̑̈́͗͆̕͠͠Ņ̶̨͎͍̥̮̗̱̯̗̖͇͍̺̅̃̓̀̌̊̆͑͑̌͑̃̏̆̔̊͝

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

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