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Kids you gotta, just, just, get the hell in there and make babies, understand? You young kids aren't having kids! But don't have sex either because it's bad before marriage. Use a condom but remember again, don't have sex, but you gotta have sex because young people aren't making babies?

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta give 110 percent 😤

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Kids, look, a lot of you are confused by what I'm saying. All I'm saying is you need to make babies. But premarital sex is a sin and sex is bad, but you also gotta practice safe sex too so wear a condom, but don't wear a condom because you gotta get pregnant so america can get it's numbers up.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was more or less my exact experience with sex ed in Jr high school.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

More or less mine too. Very this is the penis, this is the vagina, the penis goes in the vagina, but not until you're married.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a porno set-up?

If so, what is the good man's thoughts on edging and gooning?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Kids, you may see this exact same scene in an adult movie but know that's made up and for your parents. What I'm telling you today is 100% real and will save your life, STDs are no joke.

Now, a lot of you are going on about "gooning" and I'm here to say it's bad for you. Watching adults films all day while wacking it is a recipe for failure later on in life.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

No no no no no, at my highschool the gym teacher(s)(there were two lmao) just taught sex ed by default. One was a seventy year old man, the other described his class as "the college of sexual knowledge". The elderly felloe told me that "transsexuals are very confused people" and referred to breasts as "headlamps", that guy was fuckin wild.

I was a very confused transsexual in that class desolate but I did like "don't be a fool, wrap your tool", it actually wasn't the world's worst sex ed, especially given it was in rural Klanada.