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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

And then the pig pooped on its balls! Funniest shit I've ever seen (on a pig's testicles at that!)

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The person reading this is a cutie

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think diy hrt is bad and not at all totally based and objectively the correct choice for struggling trans ppls.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

hey wait no you can't say that you're supposed to say something that makes you look like the soyjak and me as the chad

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Acts 2:44 and 2:45 in American Sign Language, transcribed using Sutton SignWriting: "And all the believers met together in one place and shared everything they had. They sold their property and possessions and shared the money with those in need."

Edit: Damn the post was canceled 'cause people kept saying things that were too nice

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Nice post. Too bad i already depicted you as the soyjsck and me as the chad

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooo! You can’t just depict me as the soyjack!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

post canceled you guys keep posting too nice of things

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I truly appreciate Hexbear. It's such a nice community full of thoughtful people, who have a wealth of knowledge about all sorts of topics beyond politics. Every day in this site I learn dozens of new things. The vibes are great, the posters are cute, what else could you ask for?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

posts will never be cancelled, we will continue to be nice