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Damn social anxiety and fear of commitment 
Sleepy couch guy here. I'm very involved with the whole sleepy couch community. The last two people I dated were from sleepy couch meetups. I would not date someone from inside our circle again. Too much drama.
Mostly about pillows.
I want in on this action i have storing feelings about pillows
Not eepy, not on a couch, not a guy, I still want a hug though
(Extremely snobby voice) Sleepy couch guy? Please.
I'm an exhausted sofa gremlin. It's ahem a position I worked very hard to reach, I'll have you know. 
I just want a couch to sleep on (and someone to hug me on the couch)
Feelin called out reading this while sleepy on a couch
I wish I had a couch.
I am sleepy but not on a couch in Australia so 
I remain on a couch, but not so sleepy.
That is a mood I feel, however - boo.
What about a partnered sleepy couch guy? I can offer commitment-free hugs until the end of the month.
Sleepy and too anxious to leave for work count?