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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The second please but this is the pencil.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'd fucking pass out. Shed fucking pass out. Someone would walk in on this horrific, sticky Romeo and Juliet in the catacombs moment.

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I'm like Michael Ball. I've got twice as much blood as an ordinary man

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Skill issue. Or mandatory volcel enforcement

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

No strings attached girth enhancement? Fuck yeah.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

15 inch pencil dick. You can use it to get the remote under the couch or something at least it has some uses

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

long beanis is long

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Anything close to the same diameter as birth is a bad idea, so a 1 inch beanis to better facilitate the MTF transition

(Source: macrobeanis)

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fr tho: The latter. Won't please anyone but you have other means of getting people off. At least with the 15 inch pencil you can masturbate and your partner can jack you off. How do you even stimulate 1 inch dick?

[–] ComradeEchidna@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How do you even stimulate 1 inch dick?

Err you’d rub it? Suck it? Apply a vibrator to it? Like any penis or clitoris.