Good to see you here RFK Jr. I work with a Trump voter who remembers growing up during Camelot. She has expressed interest in your campaign. What is the most compelling reason for a lifelong Republican to vote for your Independent ticket?
this post was submitted on 12 May 2024
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Lifetime rations of under cooked pork.
That might convince her. She needs a lot of food for the several dozen stray cats that she feeds.
Glad to have her on board. I will also denounce Lancelot as a stupid slut who should have remembered bros come first.
I assume that by Lancelot, you mean Robert McNamara. Couldn't agree with you more.
Can we have a side of bleach to wash out the vaccines in the pork?
My naturopath tells me if you keep a healing crystal next to your plate it will neutralize the vaccines.
What is your position on mercury poisoning? Woke or based?
Extremely based. Everyone knows eating several dozen tuna sandwiches a week is part of a balanced diet.
You will not be allowed to cook it.
I have a little microwave the size of the shredder the Israeli ambassador has
Microwaving would destroy the most important part.
"now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork."
Fear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the ~~worm~~ word of my people.
Oh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck!
I might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you're washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective
I'll vote for you but only if the pork is made of 
Really any kind of uncooked meat that supports my brethren is on the table.
Mindflayer bard multiclassed into a dirgesinger
Finally someone promises to post hog.
Thank you Mr President, fusion cuisine such as pork sashimi is just the kind of thing our nation needs to unite and bring us together in these difficult and polarizing times.
Make America Violently Shit Again
How do we receive said daily ration? Does it arrive via mail?
I don't check my mail very often...
It will be delivered by aerial drone. Just make sure to get it in your mouth as soon as possible.
Oh yeah. That's right.
It's tapeworm time.
Everybody gets a paid day off because they're shitting their brains out.
You will be allowed to cease pork consumption once assimilation has been confirmed.