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She's been writing such shit at the NYT for 41 years. In 1999 she won a Pulitzer Prize for commentary.
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Remember she won a Pulitzer for slut-shaming Monica Lewinksy, painting her as a bimbo, "predatory", and Bill was the victim all along. Dowd is the face of internalized misogyny, in her columns she only takes on female politicians and victims of sexual harassment in politics.
Wasn't she also one of the biggest Iraq War boosters? I remember her name floating around on the /r/Sino subreddit as one of the biggest warmongers at the NYT, which seems like a hell of a high bar to clear
It's endsville for that bum ~~Osama~~ Courier. Time to send him to the big casino. That Clyde can't hide. When that crumb is gone, ring-a-ding
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My community college journalism professor would have punched my mouth loose if I wrote something like that
I regret to inform people that this does exist and somehow gets even hornier as it goes on
i too consider dick cheney a man of september 11th, maureen
Her brain is just 
soying at 
pointing at in an endless broken loop. New thing? Slot it into one of the soyfaces.
the man of sept. 11: 
She seems like a real-life piece of misogynistic fiction. If I hadn't seen her giving interviews, I'd wonder if "Maureen Dowd" was really some fossilized patriarchal hack from the 1800s still trying to make the case that giving women newspaper columns would yield nothing but frivolous and vapid takes that could be replaced by a sign in the middle of the same space reading "the men are off today."
Maureen please lay off the jazz cigarettes
Coltrane blowing hot as Miles stands there and stands by. Is he smirking or grimacing? Don't upstage me Trane. Take the sax out your mouth. It's my turn to solo...
Me in my French shades with a Gauloises hanging from my lip as I use the google so I can create a faux cool neo-noir vibe for suburbanites who have puke bright green lawns. They've subscribed to The Times for decades and they are my most vital and most important demo.
This almost reads like it's AI generated.
Alright settle down Bugsy; Seriously, why is she talking like a private investigator in an old black and white movie?
"It's endsville for that bum Osama. Time to send him to the big casino. That Clyde can't hide. When that crumb is gone, ring-a-ding."
If someone actually talked like that in front of me I'd laugh in their face.
I believe you're legally obligated to end every sentence with "now sheeeee" if you talk like that.
I would die of cringe if someone wrote about me like this
Oh... OH. OSAMA, not 
Yeah, that reads a little differently
Lol same
Where I'm from, we care less about the watch on your wrist and more about how many people you've watched die on your order
That last line goes kinda hard, ngl.
Just not in the way she intended 
She is NOT Kurt Vonnegut
there is this thing in american lib speak where they always have to mention some shitty "the current Plastic" thing to confirm their class loyalty or some shit .. might just be sponsorships and they have contracts to put in stanley Cups and Marvel movies in their unhinged warmonger fantasies..