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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

get evicted because i can't afford $4,250/month in rent

go to walmart to get groceries and because it's the only place that has AC in "public"

can't afford anything because groceries are all too expensive now

some nazi breaks through the front door and shoots me and 12 people

cops show up, shoot 18 other people, then give the nazi a job

wake up in the hospital with an 8 digit bill

yeah we're doing good over here freedom-and-democracy mission-accomplished-1mission-accomplished-2 mission-accomplished

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

GOOD post no we are not okay we are genocidal colonizers

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

No we're a population mostly of laborers being worked to death and bled dry of what little wages we make

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

they are so fine , they dont even need healthcare.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

No

Not at all

kitty-cri

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Enough of us are fine enough not to do anything about it.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm doing okay, thanks for asking.

Okay that's a lie, I just ate a chip covered in Carolina reaper hot sauce and I feel like I'm turning into one of those screaming tea kettles at full boil

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

lol im cooked beyond belief kitty-cri-potato

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago