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And that planet have slurp juice. And a single ape can drink the slurp juice multiple times? But planet is really Earth, and all apes gone. You just don't get it.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

[narrator voice] In a world, where all the apes are gone, one slurp juice stands alone. This summer prepare yourself for APE COIN all-my-apes-gone

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happens if there are no apes around to drink the slurp juice?side-eye-1

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Pure chaos. With no ape to drink slurp juice, juice is wasted. Ape never reach full potential. A world without apes...

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if we made a movie where Charlton Heston drank the slurp juice?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

SLURP JUICE... IT'S MADE OF APES